Rocking Horse Shit

Rocking Horse Shit is the best fertiliser to use for growing cucumbers, courgettes and tomatoes. Rocking horse shit also grows strawberries the size of tennis balls. If you spread it on your lawn, your grass will become lusciously green. And because rocking horse shit is sparkly with the aroma of Parma Violets there are no nasty smells to worry about. So where can you get it? 

You can’t because rocking horse shit does not exist. Furthermore, by the very nature of what rocking horses are (inanimate objects) it CANNOT exist. 

God is like Rocking Horse Shit. Not only does god not exist, but the way believers describe God (as existing outside of space, time and matter – the three ESSENTIAL ingredients for existence), God CANNOT exist.  As Stephen Hawking has noted “time did not exist before the Big Bang, so there was no time for God to make the universe in”. He also said (the universe) “did not need a god to create it”. 

Of course, desperate believers could still try to CLAIM God ‘started’ The Big Bang, but that claim would not be Rocking Horse Shit. It would just be BULLSHIT!



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